1. What is your name? Anna Johnsen (that is the short version of my name ;D)
2. How old are you? 18 winters!
3. Are you sure? Yes, because my father said so, og hvad fatter gør er altid det rigtige.
4. What is your earliest memory? Running through a grass field in a strawberrydress on my 2nd birthday and seconds later being stung by a bumblebee. Bam!
5. What is your favourite alcoholic drink? Mead. This is probably the only 'viking' thing about me. I am a pussy regarding everything else concerning physical activities, such as fighting, running, etc.
6. What is your favourite vegetable? Pebberfruit! :D Or is that a fruit really? A cuccumber then :D
7. Do you remember your first day at school? Not in preschool, but in the first grade I do, because my teacher pronounced my name wrong when she called them out, and I thought it was someone else they meant, so I just continued to sit in my chair and wait for my turn, until my mom poked me quite violently out ;D
8. What is the worst exam result you remember ever getting? F+ - in math of course.
9. How tall are you? 163cm! The perfect height for a real lady (;
10. Can you swim? Yes I can! I even were on a swimming team when I was younger. But I rarely swim anymore, since I hate the swimming halls, and Danish beaches are really gross because of all of the seaweed in the water. I only swim when I am with my family in Spain (;
11. Who is your favourite movie actress? Tilda Swinton! She is such a beauty, and her acting is amazing!
How can you NOT agree?
12. Who is your favourite movie actor? Keanue Reeves. Because he is the king of sci-fi movies to me...
Johnny Mnemonic
13. Who is your favourite comedian? Brian Mørk or Mick Øgendahl. They're Danish.
14. Who is your favourite politician? You will probably not be surprised by this - Johanne Schmidt Nielsen. Because she is impressive, smart and fucking hot.
15. Who is your favourite historical figure (been dead for at least 100 years)? Hildegard von Bingen or Jeanne D'Arce (:
16. Who is your favourite super-heroine? I don't really know...Sorry ):
17. Who is your favourite super-hero? The Batman from the new movies and Dylan Dog! :D
Dylan Dog: Dawn of the Living Dead
18. Can you name a female scientist other than Madame Curie? No one. I am ashamed on behalf of humanity.
19. Who is your favourite mythological god or goddess? Gaia and Diana (:
Gaia <3
20. Who is your favourite woman of all time? Gaia or Maria Magdalene.
21. Do you agree with "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"? No.
22. Do you agree with "Life does not forgive weakness"? Somewhat. Not entirely.
23. Do you agree with "It is the enemy who can truly teach us to practice the virtues of compassion and tolerance"? To a point!
24. Do you agree with "The state can do what they want to do"? Not at all.
26. Do you agree with "If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads"? No, I do not. LSD can be beautiful, but it leads to terrible things.
27. Do you agree with "Crime is a product of social excess"? Yes, yes I do.
28. Do you agree with "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"? Always!.
29. Do you agree with "And mankind is naught but a single nation"? No. I know that doesn't sound very romantic, but we are all different - that does not mean, that we shouldn't be treated equally, though.
30. Do you agree with "Bulimia is soooo '87"? That is probably the most stupid thing I have read today :D
31. What is the worst movie you have ever seen? I really don't know... I like a lot of terribly bad stuff. But probably the remake of The Crow that I bought... Ugh, it was so bad!
Better acting, but terrible director.
32. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen? Konger af Marienlyst (The Kings of Marienlyst, a Danish reality show about young people who drink and fuck and say stupid things - Marienlyst is a town)
33. What is the worst book you have ever read? S, P eller K - Kys kram og kærlighed by Marianne Keyes. Ugh, she is such a terrible author. Almost a disgrace. Sorry.
34. What is the worst song you have ever heard? Chocolate Rain. Oh. My. GOD.
35. What is the worst sport you know of? The one were you misuse horses so their tongues turn blue due to loss of oxygen! I cannot remember the name, but a friend of mine who is really into horses and stuff like that, told my about it, and it is HORRIBLE ):
36. Who is the worst movie "star" ever? Haha, Kristen Stewart! :D She gets way more attention than her talent deserves. And no, she is not anymore beautiful than any normal girl. At least Robert Pattinson can act a bit.
37. Who is the worst comedian ever? Rune Klan! Oh God he is so annoying. Yes, he's a Dane too.
38. Who is the worst author ever? Marianne Keyes! :D
39. Who is the worst musical act ever? Repo: The Genetic Opera at some point, but it is also my favorite. As I said, I like a lot of terrible things.
Also, Graverobber is so amazing.
40. Who is the worst sports "star" you have ever seen? I don't know, I guess they all have worked hard to be where they are now, so I respect them.
41. If you could go back in time to witness an historical event in person, what event would you want to see? Specimen performing at the Batcave (; Or the death of Marylin Monroe, so I could know the secret! O:
42. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? India! Or just about anywhere, the world is amazing. Or maybe I would just sneak into my boyfriend's bed... Ahaha ;D
43. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would you meet? William Gibson or Scarlett Thomas (:
44. If you could become famous for one thing, what would that thing be? My writing skills! ;D
45. If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy? I would keep the possibility and save it for sometime when I actually needed something. I can't complain about anything, I live at home for free, and my parents pay for some of my things. I'm actually a bit embarrassed about it.
46. If you could change any one thing about your country, what would it be? "I don't desire to change anything in Denmark, except the weather!" Haha, no ;D The debt the country has.
"With this dram, right now, I nail myself to
the devil's alter!"
47. If you could change any one thing about international politics, what would it be? How quickly places where disasters or wars took place are forgotten, due to lack of interest from the media - or how much media has influence on politics.
48. If you could meet any famous person who is dead, who would it be? Maria Magdalene.
49. If you could become dictator of the world, would you? No. I wouldn't be able to handle all of the responsibility.
50. If you could eat an entire cow at one sitting, would you? I would try, but probably not succeed - unless I were allowed pauses of 15 minutes when I needed it! I wouldn't have to move. I have a very small stomach, but it is 'emptied' quit fast! Ew, that sounds wrong, but not in that way! Just that is doesn't take that long for me from feeling full to be hungry again. That might be why I am always eating (or so says my brother)
Funny enough, I don't gain any weight from it :D
51. Have you ever illegally downloaded music/TV shows/movies from the net? Well, I have downloaded songs from youtube. But I don't consider it a crime, since it's only illegal to upload it, and I only do it with songs I know I won't buy in real life.
52. Have you ever used illegal narcotics (yes, even pot counts if it was illegal at the time)? No, sorry I'm not exciting, but I am a very nicely behaved young girl! :D
53. Have you ever gotten any points on your driving licence? I don't have one, allthough I'm old enough. I'm just too broke to get one, lol... ;D
54. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop? When I was 12 I stole a pack of M&M's (; Don't tell the cops!
55. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes while underage? Yes, cigarettes! But it was for one of the adults on a cap I went to, who was too lazy to go to the shop herself, lol ;D I don't smoke.
56. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for another person who was underage? Yes, I have (; But only for my friends. I would never do it for strangers, not even if I were offered money.
57. Have you ever tried to cheat the taxman/social security/other government agency? No, but I have thought about it for a second, haha! ;D There's nothing wrong with that. I'm just to bad at lying to do it (;
58. Have you ever ridden on a train or bus without paying? Yes! I'm such a filthy criminal 8D
59. Have you ever been arrested? Nooo, I'm too well-behaved (;
60. Have you ever been charged with a crime ... ? Naah :D
61. What's the furthest you've ever been from home? Spain, I think (: Barcelona!
62. Where have you visited that you would like to go back to? Berlin! Berlin mein Liebe!
63. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet? India, New York, Los Angeles, South Africa, Prague, Paris.
64. Where is your favourite place in the world? Home is where the heart is! So where my friends are, nomatter where.
65. Where have you visited that you hope never to go to again? Yes. A specific German toilet by the highway. I'm sure it would be perfect for fixing your heroine, but holy fuck it was bad.
66. Where would you definitely never go to? No where. The world is there to be seen and loved, not ignored.
67. Where is your least favourite place in the world? Up your ass.
68. What is your favourite way to travel ? By train (:
69. What is your least favourite way to travel? Car, but only if it's together with my siblings - I'm the oldest of four, so any trip over 2 hours ends with us all ripping each other's heads of.
70. What is the capital of Assyria? Isn't that non-existing? Ô.o
71. What was the last movie you saw? I'm currently watching The Tourist in small bites, all because of the makeup and Angelina Jolie's outfits (;
SO beautiful.
72. Was it any good? Yes, yes it is!
73. What was the last book you read? I'm reading Anna Karenina, but the last book I finished was The Tales of Beedle the Bard.
74. Was it any good? It was very cute (;
75. What was the last song you listened to? IAMX - Into Asylum
76. Was it any good? It was okay. I don't really like when he plays that kind of music, it's often too messy - but good too! I can't decide.
77. What was the last computer game you played? The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion "Stop! You violated the law!"
78. Did you do well? I'm a motherfucking night elf thief mage assasin blade sister, how can I not be awesome? :D But I'm almost done. Sooo boring ):
79. What was the last meal you ate? Pizza! I'm having a very non-healthy day.
80. Was it any good? Unfortunately... Yes. It was delicious!
81. Do you believe in God/Goddess/Gods/Goddesses? I honour Gaia, but does not believe in any godlike figures. The only God is nautre.
82. Do you agree with the war in Iraq? No, absolutely not. But I would never agree with a war.
83. Do you believe in aliens? I find the universe too big for us to be alone. So somehow.
84. Do you agree with the theory of evolution? Yes I do (: I fucking hate creationists or people who praise the 'intelligent design'-theory. Are you fucking kidding me?
85. Do you believe in reincarnation? No, but Iike the idea (: Or maybe in the way that we all is a part of a biosystem, and that we are 'recycled' - which is a kind of reincarnation, since your ashes may fertilize a beautiful flower. Which is a nice thought (:
86. Do you agree with the idea of the UN? Somehow. It has downsides and upsides, but at the moment everyone is mostly concerned with the economical problem which are maybe caused by UN - and so am I.
87. Do you believe in karma? No, but when someone deserves it, I hope for it! ;D
88. Do you agree with the theories of man-induced global warming? Yes I do believe that we have a not small effect on it.
89. Do you believe in democracy above all other systems of government? No. It is not suitable for all societies.
90. Do you agree with Freddie Mercury when he sings "Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round"? Well! I will not comment that one (;
91. What is your favourite movie? Interview with the Vampire.
Guess who wins?
92. What is your favourite book? The End of Mr. Y by Scarlett Thomas. It kinda changes my view on the world that sorrounds us.
93. What is your favourite song? "Love ALL the songs! :D" "Love ALL the songs?"
94. What is your favourite city? Århus (;
95. What is your favourite sport? Competitive sex. JK
96. What is your favourite place in the world? With people I love. Anywhere.
97. Are you glad these questions are almost over? YES OMGGGGG
98. What are you going to do next? Undress and go to bed.
99. Do you anticipate this activity being fun? More and more self-loathing is caused by it.
100. Give us a quote to end on...
I need some fucking sleep. Fuck quotes.
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